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- Gentle Thoughts for Today--
- Birds of a feather flock
together
… and
crap on your car. - When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
- A penny saved is a government oversight.
- The real art of conversation is
not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
-
- The older
you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
- The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement
- He who hesitates is probably right.
- Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
- If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
- If you can smile when things
go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.
- The sole purpose
of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
- There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how
nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt .
- Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together it spells "Theirs."
-
- Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
- The older we get, the
fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
- Some
people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled
a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
leaks.
-
-
- One of the
many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
- Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old
is comfortable.
- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your
zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill
each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
2. My mother taught
me RELIGION.
'You
better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3. My mother taught me a bout TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten
up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
4. My mother taught
me LOGIC.
' Because
I said so, ! that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
7.
My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!'
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until
all that spinach is gone.'
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks
as if a tornado went through it.'
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've
told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I
brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'
15. My mother taught
me about ENVY.
'There are millions
of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'
16. My mother taught
me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we
get home.'
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going
to freeze that way.'
19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your
sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come
running to me.'
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in
a barn?'
24.
My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
25. And my favorite: My mother taught
me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have
kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!'
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When They Were Young
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More One-liners
1 .. My husband and I divorced over
religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .
2 .. I don't suffer from insanity;
I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only
because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on
life, but it broke .
5.. Don't take life too seriously;
No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because
the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the
beer holder .
8.. Earth is the insane asylum
for the universe .
9.. I'm not a complete idiot
-- Some parts are missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back
in five minutes .
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people;
He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use
a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying
time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and
forget to start again?
16.. Being "over the hill" is
much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of
the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
18 Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal
Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath
of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand
miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap.
Park elsewhere!
23 ..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
24.. A picture is worth a thousand
words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
25 .. Ham and eggs...A day's
work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
26.. The trouble with life is
there's no background music .
27.. The original point and click
interface was a Smith & Wesson.
28.. I smile because I really
don't know what's going on.
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HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it
hit me.
Police were called to a day care where
a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was
cut off? He's
all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference.
The butcher backed up
into the meat grinder and got a
little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When
fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a
small
medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement.
He became
a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged
with stalking.
We'll
never run out of math teachers because they
always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The
math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He
did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of
earthquakes
was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer
for a run you could jog
your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand
alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A
backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism,
it's your Count that votes.
A
chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her
marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show
you A-flat miner.
When
a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully
recovered.
A
grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted
in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you
can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
He broke into song because he couldn't
find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A
boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form
of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in
the end.
When you've seen one shopping
center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands
of gray hair, she
thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's
helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's
what I've discovered.......
ONE - I started out with
nothing, and I still have
TWO - My wild oats have turned
into prunes and ALL
THREE - I finally got my
head together; now my body
FOUR - Funny, I don't remember
being absent
FIVE - All reports are in;
life is now officially unfair.
SIX - If all is not lost,
where is it?
SEVEN- It is easier to get
older than it is to get
EIGHT - Some days you're
the dog; some days you're
NINE - I wish the buck stopped
here; I sure could
TEN - Kids in the back seat
cause accidents.
ELEVEN - Accidents in the
back seat cause kids :)
TWELVE - It's hard to make
a come back when you
THIRTEEN- The only time the
world beats a path to
your door is when you're
in the bathroom.
FOURTEEN- If God wanted me
to touch my toes, he
would have put them on my
knees.
FIFTEEN- When I'm finally
holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
SIXTEEN- It's not hard to
meet expenses..... they're everywhere...
SEVENTEEN- The only difference
between a rut and a grave is the depth.
EIGHTEEN- These days, I spend
a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get
something and then wonder
what I'm here after
NINETEEN- I AM UNABLE TO
REMEMBER IF I HAVE POSTED THIS ON THE WEBSITE BEFORE OR NOT.
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I don't know whether this comes under the heading of Humour
or Moronic. Oh well . . .
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Okay you old rockers, let's see how sharp you still are.
The answers below.
1. When did "Little Suzie" finally wake up?
a) The movie's over, it's 2 o'clock
b)
The movie's over, it's 3 o'clock
c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. "Rock Around The Clock"
was used in what movie?
a) Rebel Without A Cause
b) Blackboard Jungle ngle
c) The Wild Ones
3. What's missing?_____Baby, Earth_____, _____On My Shoulder Love
a) Angel
b) Head
4. "I found my thrill..." where?
a) Kansas City
b) Heartbreak Hotel
c) Blueberry Hill
5. "Please turn on your magic beam, _____ _____ bring me a dream"
a) Mr. Sandman
b) Earth Angel
c) Dream Lover
6. For w h ich label did Elvis Presley first record?
a) Chancellor
b) RCA
c) Sun
7. He asked, "Why's everybody always pickin' on me?" Who
was he?
a) Bad Bad Leroy Brown
b) Charlie Brown
c) Buster Brown
8. Bobby Darin's "Mack The Knife", the one with
the knife, was named:
a) Mac Heath
b) Mac Cloud
c) McNamara
9. Name
the song with "A-wop bop a-loo bop a-lop bam boom"?
a) Good Golly M is s Molly
b) Be-Bo p-A-Lula
c) Tutti Fruitti
10. Who is generally given credit for the term "Rock And Roll"?
a) Dick Clark
b) Wolfman Jack
c) Alan Freed
11. In 1957, he left the music business to become a preacher.
a) Little Richard
b) Frankie Lymon
c) Tony Orlando
12. Paul Anka's "Puppy Love" is
written to what star?
a) Brenda Lee
b) Connie Francis
c) Annette Funicello
13.
The Everly Brothers are...
a) Pete and Dick
b) Don and Phil
c) Bob and Bill
14.
The Big Bopper's real name was:
a) Jiles P. Richardson
b) Roy Harold Scherer Jr.
c) Marion Michael Morrison
15. In 1959, Berry Gordy Jr. started a small record company called...
a)
Decca
b) Cameo
c) Motown
16. Edd Brynes ha d a hit wi th "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your
Comb.".What TV show was he on?
a) 77 Sunset Strip
b) Hawaiian Eye
c) Surfside
Six
17. In 1960 Bobby Darin married:
a) Carol Lynley
b) Sandra Dee
c) Natalie Wood
18. They were a one hit wonder with "Book Of Love."
a) The Penguins
b) The Monotones
c) The Moonglows
ANSWERS:
1. c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. b) Blackboard Jungle
3. a) Angel
4.
c) Blueberry Hil l
5. a) Mr. Sandman
6. c) Sun
7. b) Charlie Brown
8. a) MacHeath
9. c) Tutti Fruitti
10.
c) Alan Freed
11. a) Little Richard
12. c) Annette Funicello
13. b) Don and Phil
14. a) Jiles P. Richardson
15.
c) Motown
16. a) 77 Sunset Strip
17. b) Sandra Dee
18. b) The Monotones
Here are some tips for investing those big bucks this year. I
went over
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Pony up on
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These are the next expected mergers so that you can get in on
the ground
floor.
Watch for these consolidations .
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
and W.
R.Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4). Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5). FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6). Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell
Honeychild.
7). Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon
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8). Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will
become: Knott NOW!
And finally ....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under
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I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
4. My mother taught me LOGIC .
' Because I said so, that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'
15. My mother taught me about ENVY .
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.'
19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
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HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit
me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting
a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind
in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number
on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat
miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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Original Hollywood Squares
Younger people won't remember the 'original' Hollywood Squares, but
we oldsters remember them fondly.
Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions.
_____
Q. Do female
frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde : If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
_____
Q. If you're
going to make a parachute jump, At least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver (aka Cliff Arquette ): Three days of
steady drinking should do it.
_____
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel:
Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
_____
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably
a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts : That's what's been keeping Me awake.
_____
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if
you meet a Stranger at a party and you think that he's attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A.
Rose Marie : No; wait until morning.
_____
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three Words to say 'I Love
You'?
A. Vincent Price : No, you can say it with a Pineapple and a twenty.
_____
Q. What are ......'Do
It'...... 'I Can Help,'...... and 'I Can't Get
Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming
from the next apartment.
_____
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while
talking?
A. Rose Marie : You ask me one more growing 'old' question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll
never forget.
_____
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde : Because chiffon wrinkles too
easily.
_____
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during
the first year?
A. Charley Weaver : Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
_____
Q. In
bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie : Ralph, the pin boy.
_____
Q. It is considered
in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde : Tape
measures.
_____
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie
: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
_____
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A.
Marty Allen : Only after lights out.
_____
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will
a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde : Make him bark?
_____
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would
you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde : Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
_____
Q.
According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley
Weaver : It got me out of the army.
_____
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is
it?
A. Paul Lynde : Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
_____
Q. Back in the old
days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in
his mouth.
_____
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A.
Paul Lynde : Who told you about my elephant?
_____
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its
sex?
A. Charley Weaver : I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
_____
Q. Jackie
Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A.
Charley Weaver : His feet.
_____
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A.
Paul Lynde : Point and laugh.
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A set of rules for managers from an employee:
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge
of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every
10 minutes to inquire
how it's going. That helps. Even
better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave
without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4.
If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function
as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms
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